I was just talking last week about how I wanted a pirate patch. As far as unusual fashion accessories go, it definitely ranks up there in coolness factor.

Today, I sprayed myself in the eye with Pam cooking spray. My vision was blurred for several minutes. I had to flush my eye out with water. For like a minute, I couldn’t help but wonder if I had just blinded myself in one eye.

Then, it hit me.

It’s The Secret at work! It does have power. What I put out into the universe as desire, it returns to me. Of course, it seems to only return my painful and destructive thoughts, but, hey, who here is picky?