Here I go again, selling out my hopes, my dreams, myself. It’s the only thing I’ve found any success at in life. So, another job interview to add to my shelf of shame and soul-selling under my belt now.
 
They ask the dumbest questions in job interviews, don’t they? This was my favorite.
 
Why should we hire you?
 
That’s such an open-ended question and it always sounds like they are asking you to plead for the job. So, on cue, I went into my usual list of attributes. What I really wanted to say was, “Because I’m sexy.”
 
Ah, one day when I have no debt.