Ow! No really. Damn ow. I just got the biggest paper cut on my finger. It hurts like a mother bitch and it’s bleeding all over everything. And do you know why I got this big, bleeding mother paper cut? Because I am actually working. I am opening envelopes and pulling out claims. Please excuse me while I throw up a little in my mouth.

Do you see what happens? Do you see what happens when you bow to the man and actually perform the menial tasks you are being paid to do? Maiming occurs. Personal injury. Physical pain.

God damn, work sucks.