So, the Keith Urban fanatic at my job obviously listens to country radio. She listens to country radio all day every day. She listens to it loudly enough that, when I am not listening to my MP3 player, I too have to listen to her country radio station of choice. In the short time that I have been working here, I have learned the following things.

No country singer has had more than one song.

Martina McBride has only “Independence Day”. Trisha Yearwood has only “She’s in Love with the Boy”. George Strait only recorded “The Chair”. (I’ll give them that one, because George Strait really should have stopped after that.)

Except for Garth Brooks, who apparently stopped recording after the mid-90s, because that’s the time frame where the musical selections by him are all pulled from.

There are only ten country singers in existence. The one song they have each recorded is played in rotation, with one mid-90s Garth Brooks song between each.