So, next week, at the office to which I am sentenced at this time, the board of governors (ridiculous) will be meeting to discuss their plans for, I don’t know, world domination or something. It was asked of everyone not to wear jeans those days out of respect for the governors. Throw up. But I haven’t been wearing jeans anyway, and here’s why.

When I started here, I was told that I could donate to Toys for Tots to wear jeans. $5 per week or $30 for the rest of the year. Due to the fact that I never expect my jobs to last that long, I declined to give up money I hadn’t yet earned. However, I’ve seen many people wearing jeans.

So, my question is, how can they have people paying to wear jeans and then tell them not to? And why is it so hard for companies to just tell people who are visiting the office that the employees are permitted to wear jeans?