So, it’s hard to win a screenplay contest without putting forth great effort. With that in mind, I’m probably going to lose. But if winning requires great effort, then Shawna’s incomplete screenplay may also cost her her the win.

See, when it comes to actually writing the screenplays, I’m all hare. I can churn those babies out like Rumpelstiltskin and gold. But when it comes to trying to sell them, I’m sort of turtle-like. I’m a bit slow about it, if slow means making absolutely no effort at all.

Of course, at this moment in time, I have a real reason for making no effort, because I am patiently waiting (if patiently is completely impatiently) for Disney to realize my true greatness and send for me. The fellowship announcement draws nigh.