If I have a thought in my head when it starts, I’d better hit pause and write it down. Otherwise, it’s off to la-la land. I’m talking about the updated quick-tempo version of the Laura Pausini song, not the old downer version that sounds all sad. In the upbeat one, it’s like it’s saying ‘you left all these reminders of you behind, but the music is so kickass, I just find it within me to care’. I dare you to try and not bounce in your seat when the bridge starts. If you can accomplish this, you must be heavily sedated. Stop taking drinks from strangers.