Shawna has an assistant.
Shawna has a fucking assistant.
I can’t believe Shawna has a fucking assistant.

Of course, a fancy pants job is bound to come with some perks, but a person is a pretty substantial perk that neither of us were expecting. The girl keeps asking Shawna if she can do this or that for her, and Shawna’s like “sure”. But really, she doesn’t know quite what to do with her.

I mean, what does one do when given a person for the first time? In a cheap motel room, the answer is obvious, but in an office setting, it just seems unnatural.