What in the hell do they put in Honeycrisp apples? I’m serious. It’s just not natural for an apple to taste like that. And by ‘like that,’ I mean ‘like that good’. Now, I like apples. I like every kind of apple I have ever tasted, with golden delicious being my least favorite. I find the flavor dull and less than enticing when compared to its tastier and crunchier counterparts. But, when it comes to other apples, I give them big thumbs up.

Then, I tasted a Honeycrisp and I was just awash with new apple emotion. They taste unlike any other apple, and they are so freaking good. The bad news is that they are not as widely available as other varieties, which calls for drastic measures, which is why we have cleaned out the entire crisper drawer in the refrigerator so that we can buy enough Honeycrisps to fill it up now, so that we can enjoy Honeycrisp apples all winter long.