So I was showering and I had a thought. That’s a pretty bold statement. ‘You’re the one,’ implying one and only. Now, the next part I’m totally in agreement with. I, too, keep a rubber duckie in the shower and, indeed, when I look at it, I think, ‘you make bath time lots of fun.” But you’re the one? The one? As a child, the lyrics seemed harmless enough, but, in my warped adult mind, I can only think that Ernie’s rubber duckie must have done substantially different things than mine.