Ah, our return to The Secret. How could I have abandoned ye for so long, when there is so much to work through. So, the overall point of The Secret (shhhhh) is the law of attraction, whatever you put out into the universe is what the universe decides that you desire and it gives it back to you with a vengeance. While this is both bold and extremely presumptuous of the universe, in theory it seems awesome. However, there are a few truths that must still be true, despite what The Secret (shhhh) wants us to believe.

The law of attraction does not factor in the laws of society. Not the rules, the laws. For instance, equality, there is none, and equal opportunity? Please. So, here is my amended law of attraction.

Law of Attraction: whatever your greatest desire is, put it out into the universe, and it will be returned to you (unless you are poor, gay, or any race other than white)