So where in the hell is it?

I ate breakfast at McDonald’s yesterday… again. Now, keeping in mind that I eat one of two things for breakfast nearly every morning of my life, oatmeal or cream of wheat, please note how hard it is to keep from throwing up throughout the day when I eat McDonald’s for breakfast. But I had to do it, because, according to The Secret, you have to put forth effort or the universe cannot respond to your request. So, I’ve put forth my crap-eating effort, and, well, no $500.

Universe, I’m just going to say it right out, you are pissing me off.