This should be my headline on all job websites. It’s fair, as it lets employers know right up front exactly what it is that they will be getting for their measly, poverty-inducing wages.

Fast learner? Check.

Varied skills? Check.

Experienced? Check.

Hard-working? Eh.

Dedicated?

Okay, so maybe my pay at my last few places of employment has been fair after all… but I still don’t understand why insurance billing isn’t a commission job.