At least once a day, I have put my happy hundred dollar thoughts out into the universe. I had breakfast at McDonald’s over the weekend and fries along with my dinner two nights this week. I’ve been playing both in-store and online, and, as of yet, no hundred dollars in McDonald’s Monopoly money. I have, however, had substantially more fat and calories, but that’s not what I’ve been channeling from the universe. 

I am starting to lose faith. But, thank goodness, I still know right where my keys are.