Through no fault of my own, I swear, I’m not even sure how it happened (I’d even go so far as to say that it defies the laws of computer science), my posts have decided to multiply all of their own accord. Since they are not showing up as separate posts for me to edit, I can’t delete them without having to post them all over again, and that’s just too much nonsense.

Besides, The Secret says that I will get back whatever I put out into the universe, so clearly the universe must realize that I want everything in my life in duplicate or triplicate. Of course, if the universe wanted to be really helpful, it would have started its abundant giving with my paycheck. Or my girlfriend. Or orgasms.