I have decided it is only right to give this blog a dual focus, at least as long as I am reading The Secret. So, that’s what I am going to do. And, since the frequency that I enjoy putting out into the universe is one of sarcasm and cynicism, I will mostly be making fun of it. That, and it’s too nonsensical not to.

But, because I feel that I should be reaping the benefits without actually having to believe in the message, I am going to abide by the doctrine of The Secret while pursuing my career goals. I am going to think positive thoughts, channel my energy, send my desires into the universe, and wait for my personal satellite to send me back results. It’s glorious hypocritical and I really hope it works in my favor.