In honor of yet another day of feeling that time is ticking by faster than I can utilize it and get those things that I want to accomplish accomplished, let us dream of impending days of inactivity.

Once I find success, there will be days when I will be completely lazy. I will wear a flowy white skirt and walk the beaches of the Mediterranean. I will sit on my balcony overlooking the Côte d’Azur with a steaming Café au lait. I will hang out all evening along the Costa del Sol, munching tapas and drinking Sangria. It is my definite intention to become an alcoholic and a caffeine-addict during my long periods of idleness.