A little competition? What the hell. I can handle it.

Shawna is absolutely convinced that she can write a screenplay, using the screenplay books that they have at the library, you know, the type that both give you ideas for a sellable screenplay, as well as formatting tips, and sell the product before I can actually sell a good screenplay. (I’m not being cruel here. She is writing it to be as bad as it can possibly be on purpose. Her leading man: David Caruso. Enough said.)

She is probably right. And in a few months, I will probably be crying in defeat. But for now, I have a reason to live! It is so on!!

Check out her site: www.seemesellascreenplay.com. It’s freaking hysterical.